The average American's simplest and commonest form of breakfast consists of coffee and beefsteak.

That is just the way with some people. They get down on a thing when they don’t know nothing about it.

There is nothing to be learned from the second kick of a mule.

I have never examined the subject of humor until now. I am surprised to find how much ground it covers. I have got its divisions and frontiers down on a piece of paper. I find it defined as a production of the brain, as the power of the brain to produce something humorous, and the capacity of percieving humor.

Our most valuable and most instructive materials in the history of man are treasured up in India.

We are all beggars, each in his own way.

They did not know it was impossible so they did it