When a teacher calls a boy by his entire name, it means trouble.

You may call a jay a bird. Well, so he is, in a measure--because he's got feathers on him, and don't belong to no church, perhaps;but otherwise he is just as much a human as you be. And I'll tell you for why. A jay's gifts and instincts, and feelings, and interests, cover the whole ground. A jay hasn't got any more principle than a Congressman.

Always acknowledge a fault. This will throw those in authority off their guard and give you an opportunity to commit more.

I have never seen what to me seemed an atom of proof that there is a future life. And yet-I am inclined to expect one.

If the statistics are right, the Jews constitute but one percent of the human race. It suggests a nebulous dim puff of star dust lost in the blaze of the Milky Way. Properly the Jew ought hardly to be heard of, but he is heard of, has always been heard of. He is as prominent on the planet as any other people, and his commercial importance is extravagantly out of proportion to the smallness of his bulk. His contributions to the world's list of great names in literature, science, art, music, finance, medicine, and abstruse learning are also away out of proportion to the weakness of his numbers.

Public Servant: Persons chosen by the people to distribute the graft.

I simply can't resist a cat, particularly a purring one.