I am able to say that while I am not ruggedly well, I am not ill enough to excite an undertaker.

I am quite sure now that often, very often, in matters concerning religion and politics a man's reasoning powers are not above the monkey's.

There are no standards of taste in wine... Each man's own taste is the standard, and a majority vote cannot decide for him or in any slightest degree affect the supremacy of his own standard.

I am not the editor of a newspaper and shall always try to do right and be good so that God will not make me one.

Man proposes, but God blocks the game.

I don't know anything about this man. Anyhow, I only know two things about him. One is, he has never been in jail, and the other is, I don't know why.

She was not quite what you would call refined. She was not quite what you would call unrefined. She was the kind of person that keeps a parrot.