I am able to say that while I am not ruggedly well, I am not ill enough to excite an undertaker.

I was a-trembling, because I'd got to decide, forever, betwixt two things, and I knowed it.

Always tell the truth. That way you don't have to remember what you said.

I am not the editor of a newspaper and shall always try to do right and be good so that God will not make me one.

Pessimism is only the name that men of weak nerve give to wisdom.

I am a great and sublime fool. But then I am God's fool, and all His works must be contemplated with respect.

They say that you can't live by bread alone, but I can live on compliments.