I was exceedingly delighted with the waltz, and also with the polka. These differ in name, but there the difference ceases
I wonder if God created man because He was disappointed with the monkey.
Oh Death where is thy sting! It has none. But life has.
The two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you find out why.
I was born modest; not all over, but in spots.
You must not pay a person a compliment, and then straightway follow it with a criticism.