It is not best to use our morals weekdays, it gets them out of repair for Sunday.

You don't know about me, without you have read a book by the name of 'The Adventures of Tom Sawyer,' but that ain't no matter. That book was made by a Mr. Mark Twain, and he told the truth, mainly.

Do one thing every day you don't want to do.

I don't mind what the opposition say of me so long as they don't tell the truth about me. But when they descend to telling the truth about me I consider that this is taking an unfair advantage.

There is no such thing as a new idea. We simply take a lot of old ideas and put them into a sort of mental kaleidoscope.

Bridgeport?" Said I. "Camelot," Said he.

We like to read about rich people in the newspapers; the papers know it, and they do their best to keep this appetite liberally fed.