Concerning the difference between man and the jackass: some observers hold that there isn't any. But this wrongs the jackass.

It used to take me all vacation to grow a new hide in place of the one they flogged off me during school term.

The man who is a pessimist before 48 knows too much; if he is an optimist after it, he knows too little.

If work were so pleasant, the rich would keep it for themselves.

A person that started in to carry a cat home by the tail was gitting knowledge that was always going to be useful to him, and warn't ever going to grow dim or doubtful.

The solution to our water problems is more rain.

Those who say truth is stranger than fiction have wasted their time on poorly written fiction.