Let us make a special effort to stop communicating with each other, so we can have some conversation.

Loyalty to petrified opinion never yet broke a chain or freed a human soul.

Humor, to be comprehensible to anybody, must be built upon a foundation with which he is familiar. If he can't see the foundation the superstructure is to him merely a freak -- like the Flatiron building without any visible means of support -- something that ought to be arrested.

Just because you’re taught that something’s right and everyone believes it’s right, it don’t make it right.

I am not the editor of a newspaper and shall always try to do right and be good so that God will not make me one.

Circumstance - which moves by laws of its own, regardless of parties and policies, and whose decrees are final and must be obeyed by all - and will be

The [Kodak is] the only witness I have encountered in my long experience that I couldn't bribe.