When your friends begin to flatter you on how young you look, it's a sure sign you're getting old.
Mark TwainMen think they think upon the great political questions, and they do; but they think with their party, not independently; they read its literature, but not that of the other side
Mark TwainNew Year's is a harmless annual institution, of no particular use to anybody save as a scapegoat for promiscuous drunks, and friendly calls and humbug resolutions.
Mark TwainIf ever you've been down in the dumps, hear these iconic authors share with you more than their writing wisdom.
Mark TwainI am persuaded that the world has been tricked into adopting some false and most pernicious notions about consistency - and to such a degree that the average man has turned the rights and wrongs of things entirely around and is proud to be "consistent," unchanging, immovable, fossilized, where it should be his humiliation.
Mark Twain