Morals are not the important thing-nor enlightenment-nor civilization. A man can do absolutely well without them, but he can't do without something to eat. The supremest thing is the need of the body, not of the mind and spirit.

Fortune knocks at every man's door once in a life.

It's good sportsmanship to not pick up lost golf balls while they are still rolling.

When ill luck begins, it does not come in sprinkles, but in showers.

The Book of Mormon is chloroform in print

One should never use exclamation points in writing. It is like laughing at your own joke.

Custom is, to think a handsome thing in private but tame it down in the utterance.