I would rather have my ignorance than another man's knowledge, because I have so much of it.
Mark TwainThe idea that a baby doesn't amount to anything! Why, one baby is just a house and a front yard full by itself. One baby can, furnish more business than you and your whole Interior Department can attend to. He is enterprising, irrepressible, brimful of lawless activities.
Mark TwainIf the desire to kill and the opportunity to kill came always together, who would escape hanging?
Mark TwainWhat is the real function, the essential function, the supreme function, of language? Isn't it merely to convey ideas and emotions? Certainly. Then if we can do it with words of fonetic brevity and compactness, why keep the present cumbersome forms?
Mark Twain