Man has imagined a heaven, and has left entirely out of it the supremest of all his delights...sexual intercourse!...His heaven is like himself: strange, interesting, astonishing, grotesque. I give you my word, it has not a single feature in it that he actually values.
Mark TwainAll my life I have been honest-comparatively honest. I could never use money I had not made honestly-I could only lend it.
Mark Twain