How superbly brave is the Englishman in the presence of the awfulest forms of danger and death; and how abject in the presence of any and all forms of hereditary rank.

In a museum in Havana, there are two skulls of Christopher Columbus, one when he was a boy and one when he was a man

Beautiful credit! The foundation of modern society.

What marriage is to morality, a properly conducted licensed liquor traffic is to sobriety.

Jim said that bees won't sting idiots, but I didn't believe that, because I tried them lots of times myself and they wouldn't sting me.

December is the toughest month of the year. Others are July, January, September, April, November, May, March, June, October, August, and February.

All good things arrive unto them that wait - and don't die in the meantime.