My axiom is, to succeed in business: avoid my example.

When it comes down to pure ornamental cursing, the native American is gifted above the sons of men.

The New York papers have long known that no large question is ever really settled until I have been consulted.

The solution to our water problems is more rain.

The work that is really a man's own work is play and not work at all.

If we were meant to talk more than listen, we would have two mouths and one ear.

As a boy, I once saw a cart of melons that sorely tempted me. I sneaked up to the cart and stole a melon. I went into the alley to devour it, but no sooner had I set my teeth into it, than I paused, a strange feeling coming over me. I came to a quick conclusion. Firmly, I walked up to that cart, replaced the melon - and took a ripe one.