for business reasons, I must preserve the outward signs of sanity.

Jesus died to save men - a small thing for an immortal to do - and didn't save many, anyway. But if he had been damned for the race, that would have been act of a size proper to a god, and would have saved the whole race.

There are only two forces that can carry light to all the corners of the globe... the sun in the heavens and the Associated Press down here.

A good lawyer knows the law; a clever one takes the judge to lunch.

God pours out love upon all with a lavish hand -- but He reserves vengeance for His very own.

A jay hasnt got any more principle than a Congressman. A jay will lie, a jay will steal, a jay will deceive, a jay will betray; and four times out of five, a jay will go back on his solemnest promise.

Is a person's public and private opinion the same? It is thought there have been instances.