There is nothing more frustrating than a good example.

Never have a battle of wits with an unarmed person.

The easy part of being an artist is figuring out the message that everyone else is ready to hear. The hard part is waiting for the proper lull to make the announcement.

Optimist: day-dreamer in his small clothes.

Truth is more of a stranger than fiction.

Shut the door not that it lets in the cold but that it lets out the coziness.

I knew a man who grabbed a cat by the tail and learned forty percent more about cats than the man who didn't.