There is nothing more frustrating than a good example.

If we were meant to talk more than listen, we would have two mouths and one ear.

It is just like man's vanity and impertinence to call an animal dumb because it is dumb to his dull perceptions.

When the world is made to be idiot-proof, the world will become overpopulated with idiots.

No one can tell me what is a good cigar - for me. I am the only judge. People who claim to know say that I smoke the worst cigars in the world. They bring their own cigars when they come to my house.

The two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you find out why.

Truth is neither alive nor dead; it just aggravates itself all the time.