Recipe for a long life: Only smoke while awake. Only run when being chased.

There is no other life; life itself is only a vision and a dream for nothing exists but space and you. If there was an all-powerful God, he would have made all good, and no bad.

Man never creates, he only recombines the lines and colors of his own existance.

The average man is what his environment and his superstitions have made him; and their function is to make him an ass. He can't add up three or four new circumstances together and perceive what they mean; it is beyond him. He is not capable of observing for himself; he has to get everything at second-hand. If what are miscalled the lower animals were as silly as man is, they would all perish from the earth in a year.

We called him Barney for short. We couldn't use his real name, there wasn't time.

Human Beings are the only animals that blush, or need to.

You can tell German wine from vinegar by the label.