I don't want to be a director. I want to direct. There's a difference.

I don't want to be a director. I want to direct. There's a difference.

Too old to die young, and too young to grow up.

I don't know any jokes, which is embarrassing. I wish I did.

You offer a sincere compliment on a great mustache and suddenly she's not your friend.

Sex is two plus two making five, rather than four. Sex is the X ingredient that you can't define, and it's that X ingredient between two people that make both a man and a woman good in bed. It's all relative. There are no rules.

Comedy, like sodomy, is an unnatural act.