I don't know any jokes, which is embarrassing. I wish I did.

I don't know any jokes, which is embarrassing. I wish I did.

Sex is two plus two making five, rather than four. Sex is the X ingredient that you can't define, and it's that X ingredient between two people that make both a man and a woman good in bed. It's all relative. There are no rules.

I don't enjoy anything while I'm doing it. I enjoy having done things, though.

You offer a sincere compliment on a great mustache and suddenly she's not your friend.

I won't eat anything that has intelligent life, but I'd gladly eat a network executive or a politician.

Could be worse... Could be raining