I don't enjoy anything while I'm doing it. I enjoy having done things, though.
I don't want to be a director. I want to direct. There's a difference.
I won't eat anything that has intelligent life, but I'd gladly eat a network executive or a politician.
You offer a sincere compliment on a great mustache and suddenly she's not your friend.
Hookers have to deliver on their promise... unlike politicians.
He made us laugh, he took my pain away. I love you, Lauretta.