Could be worse... Could be raining
Comedy, like sodomy, is an unnatural act.
I don't know any jokes, which is embarrassing. I wish I did.
Too old to die young, and too young to grow up.
Money can't buy poverty.
Sex is two plus two making five, rather than four. Sex is the X ingredient that you can't define, and it's that X ingredient between two people that make both a man and a woman good in bed. It's all relative. There are no rules.