I don't know any jokes, which is embarrassing. I wish I did.
Hookers have to deliver on their promise... unlike politicians.
I don't enjoy anything while I'm doing it. I enjoy having done things, though.
Too old to die young, and too young to grow up.
He made us laugh, he took my pain away. I love you, Lauretta.
I won't eat anything that has intelligent life, but I'd gladly eat a network executive or a politician.