You have attained maturity; display it for us, if you please.

Here I am, just wandering down a deserted street in the middle of the night. I hope I don't run into any trouble. Goodness, that would just ruin my whole evening." I strolled and hummed, trying to project Innocent Victim.

Take your hands off her, Sinclair told the guy behind me, Or they'll write books about what I'll do to you.

Also,I loathe it when you refer to me as dude" Eric Sinclair to Betsy

I know it's practical for career women, but sneakers with suits? Jesus couldn't possibly weep harder than I did.

I was so furious I was actually dizzy with it. There were so many bitchy, sarcastic observations to make, I was having a sarcasm stroke. "My God! You people! You're - you're so stupid you're making my eyeballs throb. They're throbbing, dammit!

Why is it suddenly uncool to spell? That's all I want to know.