You have attained maturity; display it for us, if you please.

Yeah, well, it's been a super fun week. And by 'super fun' I mean 'horrible and endless'.

Why is it suddenly uncool to spell? That's all I want to know.

Interesting shade #23 Lush Golden Blonde highlights. Heyyyyyy.... The woman in the awful suit was me! The woman in the cheap shoes was me!

She couldn't tell where his pupils ended and the irises began; looking into those eyes was like looking into a well where children had drowned.

I've been stabbed before. Barely a week ago, in fact. AND I've been audited, AND I come from a broken home. In short - no offense, shorty - you don't scare me.

There's more than one way for a girl to Google a cat.