You have attained maturity; display it for us, if you please.

Interesting shade #23 Lush Golden Blonde highlights. Heyyyyyy.... The woman in the awful suit was me! The woman in the cheap shoes was me!

I could have gone to medical school, I said. Except for all the math and stuff.

We have souls. Sure we do. Otherwise we'd do bad things all the time. You know, like politicians.

They weren't moving. Perhaps I was dazzling then with my ineptitude. It had happened before.

Kissing Sinclair was like making out with a sexy timber wolf— he was licking my fangs and nipping me lightly and growling under his breath and it was...oh, it was really something.

Wow, girlfriend, you're incompatible with life! And here I thought I was just incompatible with pink.