They weren't moving. Perhaps I was dazzling then with my ineptitude. It had happened before.

Fredrika Bimm, what do you think you're doing?" "Freaking out. Losing my mind. Thinking about snapping your husband's spine. Squashing the urge to vomit. Wishing I had died at childbirth." "Oh, you say that when you don't get a prize in your Lucky Charms.

They weren't moving. Perhaps I was dazzling then with my ineptitude. It had happened before.

Yeah, well, it's been a super fun week. And by 'super fun' I mean 'horrible and endless'.

I zoomed in on the shoe department like a blonde homing pigeon. Shoes, shoes everywhere! Ah, sweet shoes. I truly think you can take the measure of a civilization by looking at its footwear.

I've always assumed he'd be around to be, you know, yelled at and taken for granted. And of course I was wrong. Nobody's going to put up with that forever.

I'm rubber and you're glue," I told Satan, " and everything that bounces of me sticks to you.