I could have gone to medical school, I said. Except for all the math and stuff.
Can you burn me up with holy water? Poke me to death with your crucifix? Pelt me with communion wafers?
He said my name the way diabetics talked about hot fudge sundaes.
Did vampirism encourage Stockholm syndrome?
Interesting shade #23 Lush Golden Blonde highlights. Heyyyyyy.... The woman in the awful suit was me! The woman in the cheap shoes was me!
Never, EVER give up. Not ever. Not EVER. Ever EVER!