Wow, girlfriend, you're incompatible with life! And here I thought I was just incompatible with pink.
There's more than one way for a girl to Google a cat.
Never, EVER give up. Not ever. Not EVER. Ever EVER!
Also,I loathe it when you refer to me as dude" Eric Sinclair to Betsy
Majesty, I beg your forgiveness for the idignity you suffered and offer you the head of our enemy as—" "Put that thing down," I said impatiently. "I can't talk to you when you're shaking his head like a damned maraca.
I zoomed in on the shoe department like a blonde homing pigeon. Shoes, shoes everywhere! Ah, sweet shoes. I truly think you can take the measure of a civilization by looking at its footwear.