Back off, boys. You don't want to mess with an out-of-work secretary. We're real testy.

Never let your fiend off his leash unless there's lots of room to run (and no people around).

It was scary how much she sounded like me sometimes. Maybe that's why she totally got on my nerves

You'll pay," she said stonily. "You won't be like this by this time tomorrow." "Bored and pissed off? God, I hope not.

All writers are crazy. So never mind what the editors and your family and your critique group tells you. Submit your manuscripts and keep submitting until you get an offer. Then you can be crazy, with a paycheck.

There's more than one way for a girl to Google a cat.

Did vampirism encourage Stockholm syndrome?