Back off, boys. You don't want to mess with an out-of-work secretary. We're real testy.

Did vampirism encourage Stockholm syndrome?

Why is it suddenly uncool to spell? That's all I want to know.

She couldn't tell where his pupils ended and the irises began; looking into those eyes was like looking into a well where children had drowned.

It's inappropriate for the queen of the dead to be afraid of ghosts.

Zombieland reference," Jon said, nodding. "How do you know that? That's a thousand-year-old reference!" I looked at laura. "I can't think of a single movie from a thousand years ago." "Uh...Betsy..." "Don't say it." You know how you don't know how stupid something is until you hear yourself say it? That happened to me a lot.

Here I am, just wandering down a deserted street in the middle of the night. I hope I don't run into any trouble. Goodness, that would just ruin my whole evening." I strolled and hummed, trying to project Innocent Victim.