It never failed—I'd buy a new journal, write like a madwoman for ten pages, then lose total interest in the process. Three months later, I'd start the whole process all over again. I think I just liked buying new notebooks.

I'm in a Road Runner cartoon, Sinclair. And I'm the coyote.

Also,I loathe it when you refer to me as dude" Eric Sinclair to Betsy

They weren't moving. Perhaps I was dazzling then with my ineptitude. It had happened before.

I walked in on my folks doing it doggy style less than four hours ago." "Waitress!" Jonas screamed, clicking his fingers madly. "Bring two!" then, more quietly,"You want a neck massage? A bedtime story? A bullet in the ear?

He snarled at me. "This isn't over yet, Betsy." "Excellent," I said. "I would also have accepted 'You haven't seen the last of me' and 'You'll regret this'.

Yeah, well, it's been a super fun week. And by 'super fun' I mean 'horrible and endless'.