It never failed—I'd buy a new journal, write like a madwoman for ten pages, then lose total interest in the process. Three months later, I'd start the whole process all over again. I think I just liked buying new notebooks.

I'm in a Road Runner cartoon, Sinclair. And I'm the coyote.

Has anyone ever told you that you lack focus?

Also,I loathe it when you refer to me as dude" Eric Sinclair to Betsy

He said my name the way diabetics talked about hot fudge sundaes.

Yeah, well, it's been a super fun week. And by 'super fun' I mean 'horrible and endless'.

You have attained maturity; display it for us, if you please.