Also,I loathe it when you refer to me as dude" Eric Sinclair to Betsy

I was so furious I was actually dizzy with it. There were so many bitchy, sarcastic observations to make, I was having a sarcasm stroke. "My God! You people! You're - you're so stupid you're making my eyeballs throb. They're throbbing, dammit!

I've been stabbed before. Barely a week ago, in fact. AND I've been audited, AND I come from a broken home. In short - no offense, shorty - you don't scare me.

Never let your fiend off his leash unless there's lots of room to run (and no people around).

It was scary how much she sounded like me sometimes. Maybe that's why she totally got on my nerves

Why is it suddenly uncool to spell? That's all I want to know.

It never failed—I'd buy a new journal, write like a madwoman for ten pages, then lose total interest in the process. Three months later, I'd start the whole process all over again. I think I just liked buying new notebooks.