After my spectacular failures, I could not be satisfied with an ordinary success.
Theory can leave questions unanswered, but practice has to come up with something.
Good places for aphorisms: in fortune cookies, on bumper stickers, and on banners flying over the Palace of Free Advice.
When you can't figure out what to do, it's time for a nap.
The self-righteous feel no need to be charming, and thus double their offensiveness.
The psychiatrist's office: the only place I can be sure my story will be treated as sad, but interesting.