I always thought that television was the way to go in my goal to invade pop culture because it got to towns in which there were no bookstores. That's how I used to think of it: How do I reach kids who not only don't read but probably have no access to much in the way of books?

One of the things I would like to do is make up stories that I would have enjoyed when I was a kid. So, if I'm thinking about an audience, it's usually a younger version of myself.

English? Who needs that? I'm never going to England.

I didn't lie, I was writing fiction with my mouth.

The entire world of grown-ups is corrupt and stupid.

Are we alone in an uncaring universe, or is God some kind of wiseguy?

When I look at the smiles on all the children's faces...I just know they're about to jab me with something.