I always thought that television was the way to go in my goal to invade pop culture because it got to towns in which there were no bookstores. That's how I used to think of it: How do I reach kids who not only don't read but probably have no access to much in the way of books?

Families are about love overcoming emotional torture.

You know boys, a nuclear reactor is a lot like women. You just have to read the manual and press the right button.

Donuts. Is there anything they can't do?

Welcome to Suckersville, man.

I was always frightened by taverns. They just seemed like very unpleasant places to go.

I judge my life by how miserable it used to be. If I could pay my rent, I was deliriously happy. Now I'm deliriously happy all the time.