I didn't lie, I was writing fiction with my mouth.

I can't believe it! Reading and writing actually paid off!

Basically, everything I try to do is to present an alternative to what somebody else is doing.

Me fail English? That's unpossible.

I'm a level 5 vegan, I don't eat anything that casts a shadow.

Cartooning is for people who can't quite draw and can't quite write. You combine the two half-talents and come up with a career.

I'm normally not a praying man, but if you're up there, please save me, Superman. Homer Simpson