Me fail English? That's unpossible.
Keep your expectations tiny you'll go through life not so whiney.
Today is the first day of the rest of your short, brutish existence as a sentient creature before being snuffed out into utter nothingness for all eternity.
You know boys, a nuclear reactor is a lot like women. You just have to read the manual and press the right button.
I believe that children are our future. Unless we stop them now.
I'm a level 5 vegan, I don't eat anything that casts a shadow.