When I look at the smiles on all the children's faces...I just know they're about to jab me with something.

When authorities warn you of the sinfulness of sex, there is an important lesson to be learned. Do not have sex with the authorities.

Because good writing in a TV cartoon is so rare, I think the animation on The Simpsons is often overlooked.

I think human beings probably resonate with audiences more than bunnies, but who knows?

If at first you don't succeed - give it up. It isn't worth the pain.

I'm normally not a praying man, but if you're up there, please save me, Superman. Homer Simpson

Aren't we forgeting the true meaning of Christmas? You know, the birth of Santa.