You toyed with my heart, like it was a toy heart. (Lisa Simpson)

The really great thing about having two TV shows going on at the same time is that I can go to one and say that I have to go and visit the other and then I can just go home and they don't know.

When will I learn? The answers to life's problems aren't at the bottom of a bottle. They're on TV!

I want it to go on, but I want us to go out on top.

I always say that 'Futurama' is real, and 'The Simpsons' is fiction.

The Simpsons and Futurama are such big projects, going on for years and working in different media, that everything involved with them, promotion and merchandise and online presence and all the rest, deserve to be scrutinized, so that's part of it. I have a great deal of sympathy for anyone at the core of a multimedia juggernaut, even if you might not care for the specific pop-culture invasion of your brain. The people who do it work really hard.

America's health care system is second only to Japan, Canada, Sweden, Great Britain, well ... all of Europe. But you can thank your lucky starts we don't live in Paraguay!