Families are about love overcoming emotional torture.

The French are funny, sex is funny, and comedies are funny, yet no French sex comedies are funny.

Keep your expectations tiny you'll go through life not so whiney.

I thought I was going to make crazy cartoons for the rest of my life. I didn't think I'd ever get paid for it, didn't think I drew well enough, but I knew it made me happy.

Me fail English? That's unpossible.

Of course I’ve gone mad with power! Have you ever tried going mad without power? It’s boring and no one listens to you! — Russ Cargill

Masturbation is nothing to be ashamed of. It's nothing to be particularly proud of, either.