Love is a perky elf dancing a merry little jig and then suddenly he turns on you with a miniature machine gun.

When will people learn? Democracy doesn't work!" (Homer Simpson)

We have 'Doctor Who' references on 'Futurama,' but we have a lot of science fiction references that I don't get; but in the staff we have experts on 'Star Trek,' 'Star Wars,' 'Doctor Who' and 'Dungeons and Dragons.'

'The Simpsons' is about alienation and the ambivalence of living with a family who you love but who drive you completely crazy.

I'm not going to stop torturing myself till I figure out the cause of my pain.

I think people who work in comedy and humor are hesitant to analyze it too much, because you feel like if you take it apart, you'll break it and not be able to put it back together again.

I thought I had an appetite for destruction, but all I wanted was a club sandwich.