Love is a perky elf dancing a merry little jig and then suddenly he turns on you with a miniature machine gun.

'The Simpsons' is about alienation and the ambivalence of living with a family who you love but who drive you completely crazy.

I also found child's play - stuff that was not considered serious, but goofy - was the stuff I liked to do, so I still do it as an adult.

I don't have to be careful, I've got a gun.

You tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is 'never try.' Homer Simpson

Donuts. Is there anything they can't do?

I like the 'Simpsons' pinball machines. Those are pretty great.