How can I be expected to love someone who tries such crude manipulations as bringing me breakfast in bed?
Everybody doesn't have to get every joke. People really appreciate not being condescended to.
I'd be vegetarian if bacon grew on trees
I want it to go on, but I want us to go out on top.
Buy Space Ghost cereal, but don't eat the prizes.
One of the things I would like to do is make up stories that I would have enjoyed when I was a kid. So, if I'm thinking about an audience, it's usually a younger version of myself.