Buy Space Ghost cereal, but don't eat the prizes.

We have 'Doctor Who' references on 'Futurama,' but we have a lot of science fiction references that I don't get; but in the staff we have experts on 'Star Trek,' 'Star Wars,' 'Doctor Who' and 'Dungeons and Dragons.'

But Marge, what if we chose the wrong religion? Each week we just make God madder and madder.

The next time you are contemplating a decision in which you are debating whether or not to go for the gusto, ask yourself this important question: "How long am I going to be dead?" With that perspective, you can now make a free, fearless choice to do just about any goddamned sneaky thing your devious little mind can think up. Go ahead. Have your fun. You're welcome. Go on. See you in hell.

I promise I'll do anything for you, especialy if it's easy. Homer Simpson

Most TV shows don't reward you for paying attention.

Anxiety and hostility seem to be a great part of good and bad humor. Examining humor too closely does seem to destroy it.