No matter how good you are at something, there's always about a million people better than you.

I always thought that television was the way to go in my goal to invade pop culture because it got to towns in which there were no bookstores. That's how I used to think of it: How do I reach kids who not only don't read but probably have no access to much in the way of books?

You tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is 'never try.' Homer Simpson

The really great thing about having two TV shows going on at the same time is that I can go to one and say that I have to go and visit the other and then I can just go home and they don't know.

Welcome to Suckersville, man.

When you do things right, people won't be sure you've done anything at all.

I promise I'll do anything for you, especialy if it's easy. Homer Simpson