I can't believe it! Reading and writing actually paid off!

I'm normally not a praying man, but if you're up there, please save me, Superman. Homer Simpson

I know all those words, but that sentence makes no sense to me.

I also found child's play - stuff that was not considered serious, but goofy - was the stuff I liked to do, so I still do it as an adult.

'The Simpsons' is an especially collaborative show.

I like my beer cold, my TV loud, and my homosexuals flaming.

American culture has a lot of great moustaches in its history. Mark Twain had a great moustache, Charlie Chaplin, Ben Turpin ... but Zappa, he's got the best moustache in American history. Got the moustache, right, and he's got that little thing on his chin, I think it's called an imperial, that is, like, the coolest thing. That's like one of the great icons of the twentieth century.