I can't believe it! Reading and writing actually paid off!

'The Simpsons' basically - and 'Futurama' - are really smart shows. They're kind of disguised as these goofy animated sitcoms, but the references within the shows, if you're paying attention, are pretty smart and pretty sophisticated.

The conundrum that I face on a daily basis is that I have two sons who have grown up watching 'The Simpsons,' so they know exactly what buttons to push. They know how Bart irritates Homer, and they use these lines against me to tell me that I'm not funny anymore.

This doesn't happen in America! Maybe Ohio, but not in America!" Homer Simpson

Homer no function beer well without.

I want it to go on, but I want us to go out on top.

Part of the fun of being alive is knowing that you're annoying the hell out of someone else.