God often gives nuts to toothless people.

I'm normally not a praying man, but if you're up there, please save me, Superman. Homer Simpson

Ah, sweet pity. Where would my love life be without it?

How can I be expected to love someone who tries such crude manipulations as bringing me breakfast in bed?

I don't know why I did it, I don't know why I enjoyed it, and I don't know why I will do it again.

I know for a fact, obviously, because my kids grew up watching the show, that there are some things they are introduced to from 'The Simpsons', and then later in life they see the thing we're parodying. My kids had not seen 'Casablanca,' and we'd done parodies of 'Casablanca.'

Welcome to Suckersville, man.