God often gives nuts to toothless people.

I like my beer cold, my TV loud, and my homosexuals flaming.

I'm a writer who just happens to draw.

I think in daily newspapers, the way comic strips are treated, it's as if newspaper publishers are going out of their way to kill the medium.

You should listen to your heart, and not the voices in your head.

Buy Space Ghost cereal, but don't eat the prizes.

Welcome to Suckersville, man.