I like my beer cold, my TV loud, and my homosexuals flaming.
Welcome to Suckersville, man.
My standard comment is, If you don't want your kids to be like Bart Simpson, don't act like Homer Simpson.
I also found child's play - stuff that was not considered serious, but goofy - was the stuff I liked to do, so I still do it as an adult.
Most TV shows don't reward you for paying attention.
When will people learn? Democracy doesn't work!" (Homer Simpson)