People go into cartooning because they're shy and they're angry. That's when you're sitting in the back of a classroom drawing the teacher.

I plead alignment to the flakes of the untitled snakes of a merry cow and to the republicrats for which they scam: one nacho, underpants with licorice and jugs of wine for owls.

Families are about love overcoming emotional torture.

But Marge, what if we chose the wrong religion? Each week we just make God madder and madder.

Part of the fun of being alive is knowing that you're annoying the hell out of someone else.

You know, the courts may not be working any more, but as long as everyone is videotaping everyone else, justice will be done.

I think in daily newspapers, the way comic strips are treated, it's as if newspaper publishers are going out of their way to kill the medium. They're printing the comics so small that most strips are just talking heads, and if you look back at the glory days of comic strips, you can see that they were showcases for some of the best pop art ever to come out.