'Adult Swim' on the Cartoon Network is unbelievable. And 'South Park' continues to do great stuff. And 'Family Guy' and the various other Seth MacFarlane projects are amazing.

Basically, everything I try to do is to present an alternative to what somebody else is doing.

Welcome to Suckersville, man.

I’ll keep it short and sweet - Family. Religion. Friendship. These are the three demons you must slay if you wish to succeed in business.

When authorities warn you of the sinfulness of sex, there is an important lesson to be learned. Do not have sex with the authorities.

Homer no function beer well without.

I was always frightened by taverns. They just seemed like very unpleasant places to go.