You tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is 'never try.' Homer Simpson

Me fail English? That's unpossible.

Being a good embalmer is a thankless job.

My standard comment is, If you don't want your kids to be like Bart Simpson, don't act like Homer Simpson.

When The Simpsons came around, there really was nothing else like it on TV. It's hard to imagine, but when Fox first took the plunge with it, it was considered controversial to put animation on prime time.

I think in daily newspapers, the way comic strips are treated, it's as if newspaper publishers are going out of their way to kill the medium. They're printing the comics so small that most strips are just talking heads, and if you look back at the glory days of comic strips, you can see that they were showcases for some of the best pop art ever to come out.

I thought I had an appetite for destruction, but all I wanted was a club sandwich.