I don't mind sharing the blame if she'll just admit she started it.

You should listen to your heart, and not the voices in your head.

This doesn't happen in America! Maybe Ohio, but not in America!" Homer Simpson

I think in daily newspapers, the way comic strips are treated, it's as if newspaper publishers are going out of their way to kill the medium.

I promise I'll do anything for you, especialy if it's easy. Homer Simpson

A woman knows all about her children. She knows about dentist appointments, soccer games, romances, best friends, location of friend's houses, favorite foods, secret fears and hopes and dreams. A man is vaguely aware of some short people living in the house.

Are we alone in an uncaring universe, or is God some kind of wiseguy?