Aren't we forgeting the true meaning of Christmas? You know, the birth of Santa.

Do my worst, eh? Smithers, release the robotic Richard Simmons." --Mr. Burns

Solitude never hurt anyone. Emily Dickinson lived alone, and she wrote some of the most beautiful poetry the world has ever known... then went crazy as a loon." Lisa Simpson

In 'Futurama,' the skin color is no longer yellow. They have actually evolved to cartoon skin tone. But they still have four fingers.

Ah, sweet pity. Where would my love life be without it?

It's just hard not to listen to TV: it's spent so much more time raising us than parents have.

I'm presently incarcerated. Convicted of a crime I didn't even commit. Hah! "Attempted murder"? Now honestly, what is that? Do they give a Nobel prize for attempted chemistry? Do they?