Aren't we forgeting the true meaning of Christmas? You know, the birth of Santa.

Do my worst, eh? Smithers, release the robotic Richard Simmons." --Mr. Burns

Lisa: 'Do we have any food that wasn't brutally slaughtered?' Homer: 'Well, I think the veal died of loneliness.'

I went to Bali, and I was in a small village, and somebody who was with me showed a woman a little figurine of Bart and asked: 'Do you know who this is?' And she said: 'Mickey Mouse.'

Homer no function beer well without.

English? Who needs that? I'm never going to England.

We've got a bunch of new writers now who tell me they grew up watching The Simpsons. It's bizarre, and they're writing some very funny stuff.