Aren't we forgeting the true meaning of Christmas? You know, the birth of Santa.

Everybody doesn't have to get every joke. People really appreciate not being condescended to.

We have 'Doctor Who' references on 'Futurama,' but we have a lot of science fiction references that I don't get; but in the staff we have experts on 'Star Trek,' 'Star Wars,' 'Doctor Who' and 'Dungeons and Dragons.'

The really great thing about having two TV shows going on at the same time is that I can go to one and say that I have to go and visit the other and then I can just go home and they don't know.

You know boys, a nuclear reactor is a lot like women. You just have to read the manual and press the right button.

Part of the fun of being alive is knowing that you're annoying the hell out of someone else.

A woman knows all about her children. She knows about dentist appointments, soccer games, romances, best friends, location of friend's houses, favorite foods, secret fears and hopes and dreams. A man is vaguely aware of some short people living in the house.