If I have one technology tip of the day, it's this: No matter how good the video on YouTube is, don't read the comments, just don't, because it will make you hate all humans.

I can't believe it! Reading and writing actually paid off!

When will people learn? Democracy doesn't work!" (Homer Simpson)

The writers led by Mike Scully are fantastic. And they're creating original stories that not only don't repeat what we've already done, they also don't repeat anything I've seen on television.

I thought I had an appetite for destruction, but all I wanted was a club sandwich.

You should listen to your heart, and not the voices in your head.

Vampires are make-believe, like elves, gremlins, and eskimos.