Everybody is clever, just in their own ways

Weaseling out of things is important to learn. It's what separates us from the animals... except the weasel.

My standard comment is, If you don't want your kids to be like Bart Simpson, don't act like Homer Simpson.

When The Simpsons came around, there really was nothing else like it on TV. It's hard to imagine, but when Fox first took the plunge with it, it was considered controversial to put animation on prime time.

If people only knew how much I secretly hated them, they'd love me for holding it in.

We have 'Doctor Who' references on 'Futurama,' but we have a lot of science fiction references that I don't get; but in the staff we have experts on 'Star Trek,' 'Star Wars,' 'Doctor Who' and 'Dungeons and Dragons.'

Me fail English? That's unpossible.