I went to Bali, and I was in a small village, and somebody who was with me showed a woman a little figurine of Bart and asked: 'Do you know who this is?' And she said: 'Mickey Mouse.'

It's just hard not to listen to TV: it's spent so much more time raising us than parents have.

Son, if you really want something in life, you have to work for it. Now quiet, they're about to announce the lottery numbers.

But we all had an agreement to let each other get away with everything! That's Capitalism!

Actually, I've been working on a plan. During the exam, I'll hide under some coats, and hope that somehow everything will work out.

I want it to go on, but I want us to go out on top.

When will people learn? Democracy doesn't work!" (Homer Simpson)