Basically, everything I try to do is to present an alternative to what somebody else is doing.

The entire world of grown-ups is corrupt and stupid.

Donuts. Is there anything they can't do?

Of course I’ve gone mad with power! Have you ever tried going mad without power? It’s boring and no one listens to you! — Russ Cargill

I'm better than dirt. Well, most kinds of dirt, not that fancy store-bought dirt... I can't compete with that stuff.

I've conducted an experiment on my kids. Instead of denying them access to media, I've encouraged it. They read comic books, play Nintendo and watch way too much TV.

Welcome to Suckersville, man.