Welcome to Suckersville, man.

Today is the first day of the rest of your short, brutish existence as a sentient creature before being snuffed out into utter nothingness for all eternity.

I think there is a certain charm to the hand drawn image that I like. My problem with CGI is that it's so rich in texture that my eyes actually get tired. Everything is in focus down to the littlest leaf.

Because good writing in a TV cartoon is so rare, I think the animation on The Simpsons is often overlooked.

I know all those words, but that sentence makes no sense to me.

When you're as important as I am, getting your feelings hurt by me is almost an honor.

When authorities warn you of the sinfulness of sex, there is an important lesson to be learned. Do not have sex with the authorities.