Welcome to Suckersville, man.

Of course I’ve gone mad with power! Have you ever tried going mad without power? It’s boring and no one listens to you! — Russ Cargill

Oftentimes, what seems to be a street lunatic charging at me spouting gibberish turns out to be a devoted 'Simpsons' fan quoting their favorite line.

I can't believe it! Reading and writing actually paid off!

This doesn't happen in America! Maybe Ohio, but not in America!" Homer Simpson

I want it to go on, but I want us to go out on top.

I went to Bali, and I was in a small village, and somebody who was with me showed a woman a little figurine of Bart and asked: 'Do you know who this is?' And she said: 'Mickey Mouse.'