I've conducted an experiment on my kids. Instead of denying them access to media, I've encouraged it. They read comic books, play Nintendo and watch way too much TV.

I think when 'The Simpsons' first came on, there was an uproar. People got used to it. They realized the show's really funny, it's got a heart, so I think it's pretty safe.

A lot of our writers, like Conan O'Brien, moved on to other things.

Did you hear something?" "No." "Did I hear something?" "...I don't know.

I'm normally not a praying man, but if you're up there, please save me, Superman. Homer Simpson

Here's to alcohol: the cause of, and answer to, all of life's problems.

Most TV shows don't reward you for paying attention.