Donuts. Is there anything they can't do?

Aren't we forgeting the true meaning of Christmas? You know, the birth of Santa.

You just have to keep in mind that the important relationship is the relationship with the audience. That's what I try to do. Everything else is secondary.

I plead alignment to the flakes of the untitled snakes of a merry cow and to the republicrats for which they scam: one nacho, underpants with licorice and jugs of wine for owls.

When you do things right, people won't be sure you've done anything at all.

Weaseling out of things is important to learn. It's what separates us from the animals... except the weasel.

When The Simpsons came around, there really was nothing else like it on TV. It's hard to imagine, but when Fox first took the plunge with it, it was considered controversial to put animation on prime time.